I live in Amherst, Massachusetts with my Mommy and Daddy and my baby sister Willow. I adopted Mommy and Daddy on May 12, 2001 in Oakland, where we used to live. Before Mommy and Daddy I lived someplace else, but I don't like to think about that. I have a website (http://home.comcast.net/~dauberbrandt/) but that's so 20th century.